You, if ain’t heard of “Karate Kid,” I don’t know where the hell you’ve been livin’ at bruh! That shit was the bomb! All those high flyin’ kicks and badass moves? I was about ready to move to Japan the first time I saw it, but nah, the good ol’ US of A is where I belong! For now, I’m satisfied with this bombass new movie poster I bought from HollywoodMemorabilia.com. 

Gotta admit doe, I forgot about the movie until I saw Cobra Kai on Netflix. And since ya boi just decided to start collecting movie posters—got the idea from my latest chick and yours truly can afford to so lay off my shit and mind ya business!!!—I thought there ain’t no movie better than this muthafuckin’ classic! I searched online for a signed poster (ain’t spendin’ shit on some fake ass posters!) and found out about HollywoodMemorabilia.com. I didn’t believe it at first but the autographs looked legit. Not to mention it was free shipping so I got on that shit right away! 

Since I live all the way here in Atlanta, Georgia, I knew I had to wait long for it to get here. But damn! I didn’t expect that shit to go on for two-fucking-weeks! These bitches better be grateful ya boi got a lotta patience. Else I woulda canceled that order and just saved my mothafuckin’ coins! But, seeing as it is “Karate Kid,” I decided to hold it out. Not gonna lie, I was anxious and shit, but something in my gut told me it was all worth it! 

And I wasn’t disappointed. After contacting the company about when that shit was gonna get here, they were nice enough to guide me through it. Best customer service I’ve had in a while! I mean, damn! Not even the McDonald’s from across the block is this nice! Every time I had a complaint and wanted to bitch out, they be on top of that! Now that’s a website I know is the real deal!